{Monday Music}

I miss being pregnant. Uhhuh, even though it is there in printed word, I am sure you need to hear it again to believe it. I miss being pregnant. I am a masochist.

In honor of my insanity:

Effing, sonofagun, you think you're so deep now. You give me the creeps now that your pregnant. I can't count all the ways how you speak in cliches now.