I die....S.W.O.O.N

as in, my son is So Wildly, Obviously, Obscenely, Next to Godly perfect.  See evidence below.

From Spring Rowan

From Spring Rowan

From Spring Rowan

From Spring Rowan

From Spring Rowan

From Spring Rowan

From Spring Rowan

I know, pick your jaw up off the floor. He's destined for GQ.